HE POOED ON ME!!!!!!!!!

Yes, Sam had an incredibly LARGE blowout, and I felt something warm running between my legs... of course he was eating, and it wasn't the most opportune time, but when is? I had to lay him down, change my shorts AND my shirt. Low and behold, he didn't get it on his outfit at all!!!! How does that happen? Good thing I don't think his poo stinks or is that gross! Well, when it's on you, it's a little disconcerting; however, I feel that I handled it quite well - much better than BJ when Sam would projectile poop on him when he was younger!!!!!!